Too bored.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your Name?
Adam: The first Man to ever get laid.

O.o

2.) Your Age?
27:
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)

3.) One of your friends?
Bryan: A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'

ROFL

4.) What should you be doing?
Showering: To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

O.O

5.) Favorite Color?
Azure: One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.

Heh.

6.) Birthplace?
Hamilton, Ohio: Hamiltucky: A common term used to describe people that live in southern Ohio, but act or talk more like people from Kentucky.

LAWL

7.) Month of your birth?
March: Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

Damn straight xD

8.) Last person you talked to?
Clerk: One who handles clerical duties.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Beard: Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

…the hell? o.O

Tag: Whoever wants to do it.